Utter Shit

I am that gal that HAS to be done with most (if not all) of my holiday shopping by the time the Black Friday sale comes around.  I just do not have the patience for a crowded mall and stacks of tacky sweaters in 23 colors.

Some very nice clients sent along Gap friends and family.  And I had NINE kids to buy for this year.  NINE!  Stop reproducing, people!

Anyway, I got all but 2 toys for my niece and nephew purchased (and I have them all ready to go on Amazon).

This means I need a few stocking stuffers for the niece and nephew, a few small things for 2 friends, some books or whatever for my mother, father, and uncle, and a gift for grandma.

Then I need hostess gifts for parties and I am DONE!  Mom, Dad and Uncle will likely choose some sort of theater thing to go enjoy instead of gifts.  I am pushing for Vegas and Cirque.  But whatever.

I intend to enjoy this holiday season, which officially starts with a party this weekend.  It feels good to have most of the hard stuff done!

(And I am drunk off of one cocktail and am so ready for bed.  At 8:30!!!)