Utter Shit

The guy you are….making out with?  thinking too much about? patiently waiting to come home from Europe to see if he even still likes you?…has his wife’s (almost ex wife’s) real estate agent call you for advice on her deal.

Could you freaking die?  And the agent cannot even pronounce her name.  Which is not THAT hard.

I do not want to be in the middle of this in any way.  I do not want to be the person the agent comes to with questions, seeing as I am busy with my own escrows that will actually get me paid.

If he comes home and dumps me I am going to blow a gasket.