Utter Shit

This is what it is like to be me…

I need new cat litter.  Something that has less dust than the stuff I am using now.

I am walking up and down the aisle reading the packages, looking at prices and the guy cleaning the fish tanks ask if I need help.  I tell him what I am looking for and he looks at one bag, pulls it out and says “This has almost no dust”.

“Hm…but does it clump?”  I ask.

“I’m not sure” he says as he is reading the front of the bag.

“Well, shit, break it open and let’s pee on it and see what it does!”

I am not sure if he found me crazy or amusing.  I find me hilarious!