Utter Shit

everything?  Because I have emails I should be returning but I HAVE to tell you about the last few days.  I should be getting into bed, but I am here, writing, to make sure I alert you to DRAMA!!!

For the last 2 months or so, my life has been pretty much boy free.  Nothing interesting out there.

Then on Saturday I am out for a walk with D.  We walk for 1.5-3 hours and burn like 200-400 calories then eat about 4000.  It is a nutritional day really!

So she was at a party the night before with a whole bunch of people I know through someone else.  I am not part of the group but occasionally I am at one of their get togethers.  Anyway…my name comes up, as does one guy I was (drunkenly) interested in at a party last summer.  It was said he was interested, but I did not reciprocate.  Well, I was drunk as all get out, so what sort of coherent flirting would you have wanted?  The best part was D’d boyfriend responding to some comment with ‘Maybe he should try again’, meaning maybe I DID have interest and maybe I am pathetic enough to still be interested (totally am since there is NOTHING else going on).

Then…yesterday, a guy from the south bay, one who I have not gone out with since we had planned a date and then he sent me a message VIA FACEBOOK to cancel since he had TWO parties he had forgotten about.  Here is the email:

Ok, I think its been sufficient time since I canceled on you (I really did have a memorial to go to!!!), so I figured I’ll shoot you a message. I’d still like to go out some time. Would you?

My natural response is ‘I was not aware there was an amount of time one should wait after FLAKING.’

Needless to say I have not responded. But now I am because….

HOLY FUCK THE DOCTAHH SENT ME A NOTE TOO!!

WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!????

Hey when are you going to sneak to Monterey? My mom is in town until Sunday but if you are coming through town Sunday night, let’s find time to get together…

I do not even know what to say….I mean….the hell?