Utter Shit

Alternative Titles:  This Is Where You Realize There Are NO Decent Single Men Out There.  Or – Ways To Get Kicked In the Gut Via Text.  Or – Fuck.  I Hate My Life.

The curse words running through my head right now are ASTOUNDING.

Example 1:  Feb 17 9:00/9:30 am

99: I think its hot that you know Digital Underground lyrics. When do I get to see you again?
Me: You’re funny.  I am around this week.  YOU are the hard one to nail down.  Have a good day!
Example 2: Feb 18 9:00 am

99: Happy Wednesday
Me: You too.  What is the traditional gift for a wednesday?  Pack of gum?  Sounds like a good wednesday gift.  I owe you a pack of gum.>:-)
99: Hmm, I thought the traditional gift was sexual favors…
Me: Wow…delusional, aren’t you? (she says as multiple comebacks that are less ladylike run through her head)
99: I would prefer the less lady like comeback
Me: tough shit.
Me: W will enjoy them though….guess you have to be in the inner circle for me to tell you.
99: W will enjoy sexual favors or hearing about them??

Me: Ha!  She would prob take either!  Our gay wedding is planned for 2014 just so we can register.  It will be an open marriage since we really aren’t into each oth

99: Way hot. When are you coming to visit?
Me: I don’t know…have not been invited.
99: What are your plans this weekend?
Me: Um….i do not think anything major .  Vacaville on friday day and work on sun afternoon.
99: Lets plan something for sat then. Maybe i will come your way
Me: Sounds like a plan. 

Today:  11:50 am

Me: Are we still thinking of doing something tonight?
99: We made other plans when we didn’t hear from you,.@sorry
Me: Well that is too bad.  I was thinking if you had played nice tonight I would drag you to the warriors game next week. Clients gave me tix.
Me: I guess I did not realize more of an answer was needed than ’sounds like a plan’.  Have fun tonight!

Dear god, someone tell me where I am reading this wrong.  How is this *my* fault?

So pissed.  My stomach hurts.  I hate to be in that place where I no longer care.  Where I do not want to expect anything from anyone because what is the freaking point.  Ugh.  More proof I will be single forever.  I am never worth the trouble, am I?