Utter Shit

Can you get high via osmosis?  I think it is possible.  My friend without cancer ended up in the ER on IV painkillers and muscle relaxers on Monday night.

And now? I have lost my damn mind.

Looked all over for the upstairs phone…all over…while talking on the downstairs phone.  It was not on the bed (usual place) or on the nightstand (charger) or on the floor (damn cats) or anywhere!

Found it in a bathroom drawer next to my toothbrush.  WTF?

Ok…this one is better.  I decided to revamp my drip system in the backyard today.  I grabbed my phone and ran to the hardware store.

When I got back in the car I threw my purse on the passenger seat and looked….AT THE TV REMOTE CONTROL.

Huh?  I had the phone, I had my shopping list, and apparently I thought the remote needed a ride.  Thankfully I saw it before I was looking for it, because I have to tell you I would not have checked the car!!