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I am never sure WHY I am drawn to someone. It must be pheromones. Something in them that talks to something in me and gets that something all hot and bothered.
Then they open their mouth and tell you their reality and your brain screams NO! NO! NO! NO! Even while your body is pouting that maybe….just maybe….
You think travel is a Vegas trip? You see no reason to ever leave the country and the ONLY thing I want to do with the rest of my life is travel? Big problem.
You have a child…or children…the specifics are blurry and I cannot figure out why. But my radar is up. And my ovaries know you are done having kids.
You are moving in with your ex wife. Oh! She has a boyfriend. You really like him! She is your best friend! Amicable divorce! YAY!
And right there is where the brain wins. Time to go home. Alone.
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woah. what a winner! eek. wrinkle room? good on ya for hi-tailing it outta there.
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