Utter Shit


The Bronchitis Diet
July 31, 2008, 7:28 am
Filed under: Illness

I guess I should say do not try this without your doctors consent.

Start with Bronchitis which includes weakness, buckets of snot, coughing, dry and tight throat.

Add Sulfameth/TrimBlahblahblah antibiotics that have a side effect of “the runs”.

Drink TONS of water

Eat an english muffin 3x a day (sometimes english muffin may be covered in pepperoni, pizza sauce and cheese).  Ice cream may sound like a good idea for a snack.  When you cannot taste anything, Ice cream loses most of its appeal.  Do NOT try the ice cream.

Results:  5 pounds in 5 days.

Other results – still weak!  A shower tires me out!  Have to find a way to work until 8 pm tonight.  Whee!


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