Utter Shit

Douche.

My new fave word.  And I am having a chicken/egg moment….what came first?  The douches in my life or my propensity for labeling them?

FUCKING DOUCHES!

I have a client having a meltdown which is causing me to lose my mind, my patience and my ability to care if they fuck up their own escrow – I am DONE with this douche.

Sigh.  I need a vacation.  Soon.  And I cannot afford one.  But I am making it a priority.  The second or third week of June, I will take a vacation if only to sit in my own yard with my feet in a kiddie pool sipping frozen cocktails.