Utter Shit

So I am dicking around on Match today….making a grocery list of boyfriends.

This will sound stupid.  It even sounds stupid to me, but there was one I came across that I had an actual physical reaction to.  My stomach dropped out.  Weird, huh?  Out of 50 pages of “mutual matches” there is ONE that I react to.  I mean I know it is merely biology at work. Something about the way he looked spoke to some part of me that said “HIS SPERM WILL DO” in a big booming voice.  Haha.  Or something like that.

And then I read it….divorced, with kids, a COP.  Fuck.  Just about everything I would NOT want.  And he lives 45 minutes away – and not in the sexy direction….more towards the sticks.

There is another that I have no reaction to, other than our lives seem parallel is so many ways.  I stalked him tonight and now I know his last name, his band and if I tried harder probably where he works.

Boys are so easy to figure out.

Anyway.  Can’t sleep.