Utter Shit

I am in desperate need of new single girlfriends.  I really only have 2 that are single – and one keeps going out with this guy and the other thinks I should go out and meet men for her and bring them home to her, I guess.

Since everyone was either claiming cramps (which is my number 1 most hated excuse), had a date, or refused to return my call, I spent the weekend at home reading a really good book (Kite Runner) and doing laundry.  Good times.

So, when a girlfriend wanted to meet up on Sunday afternoon, I jumped at it.  We wanted to go to our local bar and practice the boxing game they had – without the crowds of a Saturday night.

One and a half drinks later I was hammered.  And it was barely 6 pm.  See what all this staying home has done to me?!?  I have lost all my TOLERANCE!!!

My cousin was at the bar with a friend I had a crush on 20 years ago.  TWENTY!  The crush, now married, looks at me when we are reintroduced and says…”Was your hair longer?”

And I sort of wanted to say “No, retard, I have had the same haircut since I was 14.”  Asshat.  He never was smart – just pretty.

We also met a bar fly and his baseball coach friend.  They were close to the boxing machine, so we chatted with them for a bit.

Then we went to eat grease next door.  I got home around 7:30.  And there was an email from coach.  I never gave him a card…but he did ask my last name.  Why am I sort of creeped out that he rushed home to ask me out? If he had been charming and cuter and without kids and had maybe flirted with me a little, I might be stoked.

But I am not.  And that makes me way too picky.