Utter Shit


Epidemic
August 25, 2007, 11:35 pm
Filed under: Drinking

Young pups.

The love me. I do nothing yet they love me.

Last week he was 26 and looked so hot. I found his myspace page today. Um…..he might be a political freak.

Tonight it was Derrick. Derrick tells me he is almost 28. Derrick is training for the Olympics. As a runner. I think running is evil.

Then, for no reason, he grabbed my boob. Then he called it a titty. And I had to tell his Kansas City bred ass that I was not a stripper and I was too old for any part of my body to be referred to as a ‘titty’ and that he was not to touch my boobs again. Even if he had great teeth and 4% body fat.


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oh. now I understand drunk&cranky. Oh my god. this confirms why bars are not for me – unfortunately I don’t have that hot-grab-my-boobs look… I’m more the trust-me-i’m-not-a-lesbian look.

Comment by catwalker

isn’t 28 a little old to be training for the olympics…….if your not a big name by 28 your just a runner :-)

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