Utter Shit

*I found $10 (see previous post) and thank god because the shit cost $30 not $25 (and then $5 for the tip).  I am so living in 2004.  I go every 2 weeks…one would think I could remember how much it freaking costs to get a manicure/pedicure.

So…big date night.  Going to see the young pups pad.  I try to get all dolled up.  I naired things, people.  Nair.  I am not good with Nair, so it now looks like some slash and burn tactic happened around my nether regions.  Hawt.

I shower, use the good shampoo and the good conditioner…. then I decide that all this newly smooth(ish) skin should be super soft, and opt to take a bath with my new favorite bath oil.  Yeah…uh huh….that’s riiiiiiiight….oil it up.  (channeling Barry White, again).

I bought a new hair dryer and used the round boar bristle brush for volume  – going for big sexy hair.

Only I guess I should have been more careful with the oil, because I think the back of my hair rubbed on my shoulders and now my freshly washed and dried hair looks dirtier than when I started an hour ago.  I look greasy people.

Sigh…it hurts to be me sometimes.